The recette of the sunday rosbeef

Hello my friends, today, the traditional sunday rosbeef.

What you need not to be ridiculous :

• A british citizen, not too old, between 80 and 90 kg
• A cup of tea, just for the decorum
• 1 kg of red pepper and 1 kg salt, because the british citizen is not very tastefull
• 1 melon hat
• 2 leather boots

At first kill your british citizen by kicking him with the leather boots and the melon hat. This is not the easier part of our recette, and if you find it too hard, you can use a gun, but take care, the bullets can break you teeth. Try to do it on saturday evening in your garage, it will bleed the all night and be ready on sunday morning.

Caution ! You'll need an XXXXXL oven to cook it ! You can now put the pepper and the salt in his mouth, the melon hat on his head and the leather boots on his feet. Put the all in the oven during one week. It's ready !!! And as frenchies use to say, "bon appétit".

Pour des raisons d'équité et ne point prêter le flanc à la critique facile des anglophiles (je suis sûr qu'il y en a parmi vous, il y a bien des amis des écureuils), nous tâcherons prochainement de vous transmettre la recette des cuisses de grenouilles.